We are huge True Blood fans!! And as fans we have a few…er…bones to pick. This series has the opportunity for major stiletto- heeled a$$ kicking, quip-flinging, and general hotness, so we are more than a little disappointed when our TrueBlood heroes turn into TrueDuds.
*Warning: Spoilers and language may be present.*
Nicole: I’m sorry. We got off on the wrong foot. I really thought you were going to be terrible. You helped Sam and Lafayette and haven’t posted anything on the Internet, yet. Maybe I misjudged you…maybe. 0 points
Sookie: Way to tell your crazy, scary, ex-boyfriend to get out of your life! I am proud of you. 0 points
Andy: An appology to your lady, shooting lessons, and parenting tips! All in one episode. Good for you! Now, keep a CLOSE eye on those girls. 0 points
Tam or Para (not sure which): Your tag-team- of “Hell no’s” and surly arm-crossing is driving me nuts. 5 points
Sam: I’m not liking the discord between you and the pack, but you did the right thing.
Hoot, Hoot! Woot, Woot! 0 points
Lafayette: Thanks for having Sam’s back, always knowing when to make drinks, and not letting the writers take away your sass! 0 points: we need more of you, especially if Pam is on the fritz
Alcide: May I, kindly and with love, suggest a leadership course? 5 points
Jason: To quote a friend, “Bless your heart.” Well. Glad to know it was only your hallucinations that are racist and not you. We need you back and functioning. 2 points: enough already
Rev. Newlan: You were the best thing about this episode. You and your wife. And her hair. 0 points
Eric: I hope you have a plan and it doesn’t involve sex with Willa. I am glad you are getting screen-time to call the shots, mobilize the troops, and really sparkle. Well…not sparkle…that’s another…er…you know what I mean. I’ll just put my tape back on….0 points
Truest Dud of the third episode is the episode. You’re No Good was…wait for it…no good.
The Lamest Costume Award goes to Jess for the school-girl-with-garters outfit and fetish stereotype. And, what’s up with all the awkward face touching between you and Bill?
We wouldn’t be the Work Life Balance Protection Agency without sending you home with a motivational goody or two. Here’s yours.
Postcards From Pam: Send a tough-love greeting from Pam’s line of inspirational postcards, today!